What’s the matter with me? I could’ve had the new Anaal Nathrakh sent through but NO the utter child in me that actually likes the idea of Finnish loons in rubber monster outfits playing 80’s trash rock won out and hit the ‘send’ button before I could think about it seriously enough to realise I should be blasting out some blackened apocalyptic hell-noise instead.
And therein lies my problem……. classic, juvenile & impulsive Even which is now battling with the Watain fan in me, the bloke who has an Incantation hoody and wore a Cancerous Womb t-shirt to the gym this morning.
The fact is I know I shouldn’t like this album…. I should hate it in fact… this is parody bollocks made by men & women in rubber suits. I fucking hate Evil Scarecrow too by the way….. and I should hate this lot of Eurovision winning nutbags…. but I can’t help it…. I’m grinning like a shot fox and bouncing around belting out ‘D. E. A. D. Cadaver Love’.
Fuck off Lordi I hate you and your catchy as ebola ear worm songs which Alice Cooper chucked in the bin during the ‘Trash’ sessions….. I hate you and your hook filled, cheesy pun filled wanky 1st single ‘Nailed By The Hammer Of Frankenstein’…. I hate you and your anthemic sing-a-long ‘United Rocking Dead’ with its mongy riff. I hate every one of the thirteen superbly fun and memorable songs on this record (apart from ‘She’s A Demon’…. that IS shit) …but most of all I hate you for making me like you…. You utter bastards!
(1/10 no….. I mean 9/10 …..oh fuck it I dunno….. Mark Eve)
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